The juvenile in me wants to make a wisecrack about how this is obviously the coolest mom on the planet. But that wouldn't be true, not even for the immature male in me.
I'd be creeped out if my mom ever even thought to do something like this. And it would be even more horrifying to have her there watching me get lap dances, and even worse knowing that some of my friends at the party were as young as 13 years old.
Sorry, maybe I'll lose some cool points for this, but come on, mom.
